As If That Wasn't Enough...

My printer stopped working, so I tried to troubleshoot it. I am fairly good with computers/technology, or so I thought. After about five minutes of trying everything I could think of I realized the power was off on the printer. It was as though the SPAZ in me completely forgot I had only a few moments ago shut off the power strip. I will close with some wise words from my friend JB after hearing about my printer incident

"wow- can't make this stuff up."

Office Incident

Today I decided it would be a good idea to better organize my 4x5ft cubicle. I had a stack of folders on the floor behind my chair and I wanted them to be under my desk. Instead of placing them there like any normal human being, the SPAZ that I am, threw them underneath. And with exact precision, as though it was done on purpose, they landed directly on the on/off switch on the power strip that makes my computer work. This guaranteed complete loss of everything I was working on, because in the life of a SPAZ, auto recovery never seems to work like it's supposed to.